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Aren’t We !!!!

Men had made many discoveries & inventions which had helped women & whole humanity in general. Below are few just to nail my point:

• Man invented bulb, so that it become easier for women to keep an eye on us.
• Man invented sickle, so that women can show them to men when they are not behaving properly & not listening to what they are saying
• Man invented telephone, so that women can talk to each other as long as they want and share all the gossips
• Man invented printing, so that what all gossip is shared on phone can also be transferred to paper.
• Man then went a step further & came out with videophone, so that women know where we are anytime, anywhere.
• Men invented airplanes, so that women can send the flight tickets to her mother whenever she feel things are really going out of hand.
• Man invented aspirin, so that we can offer you one whenever you get headaches, specially on crucial times.
• Man invented Credit Cards, so that he can pay for all the shopping the woman does, also for whatever he buys.
• Man invented videotape, who else in the world would throw his own axe on his own foot !
• Man invented Viagra. Okay, that’s a wrong one.

But c’mon, that’s a long list !! Isn’t it !! You have more to add, be my guest. But men are also great, aren’t they !!!

This is in reply to Women are just Great entry on Nidhi’s Diary.

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